Archive for: July, 2007

New Orleans (and a joke relating to the disaster)

Jul 11 2007 Published by Mickey Stiletto under Uncategorized

So, I had a thought a long time ago. But I will repost it now to make it look like I am keeping up with a blog.

Is it wrong to love the song Walking On Sunshine?

You know it. Happy, poppy, 80′s song. It makes you want to dance and do special things like clean the dishes.

But is it wrong, now, to love that song?

Because, after what happened in New Orleans, is it really OK to love a song by a band called Katrina and the Waves?

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What Is God?

Jul 08 2007 Published by Mickey Stiletto under Uncategorized

A lot of people like to hope that when someone else gets to heaven, they find out that God is black or white or a man or a woman.

Screw that noise!

If you are really as colorblind as you say you are then you will hope like me.

I hope, if there is a heaven, that everyone gets there to find out that God is really a hermaphroditic zebra.

That would be a just solution.

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Stop Snitchin’

Jul 05 2007 Published by Mickey Stiletto under Uncategorized

So I saw a kid walking with his girlfriend last night. He was wearing one of those “Stop Snitchin’” shirts.

I was overcome with this urge to hit his girlfriend upside the head with a shovel to see if he would Snitch.

Don’t worry, in my fantasy I used a snow shovel. I would never want to permanently disfigure someone.

I just wanted to prove a point.

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