I knew buying my Three Keyboard Cat Moon t-shirt would bring up my slow-to-catch-on, geek street cred. But I want to go further and take the online around with me everywhere in a way that even my phone can’t. That is why I will begin ending every statement with hashtags.
(If you are slow to #, this Google search might help).
So, for example, if my friend Seth says to me, “The Sharks are going to win the cup this year,” I will reply like so: “you have a sad, sad understanding of how the universe works. Hashtag losers. Hashtag secondround.”
Or, if I have to give a toast at Justin’s wedding I might say, “And I hope you have a wonderful time on your honeymoon. Hashtag babymaking. Hashtag penetration.”
It’s so easy, the world’s gonna eat it right up. Hashtag irock.
