Continuing on the tail of the previous post, Bill O’Reilly has become a meme yet again. After he accepted that tides could be caused by the moon, he couldn’t believe that the moon was not placed there by the tender hands of a bearded man in the sky. It has become too much for my brain and I can only come to one solid conclusion.

Bill O’Reilly is the greatest troll to ever exist.

And he doesn’t do it solely for the lulz.

I made this to illustrate my point.

This is the only logical explanation that I can come to.

I don’t doubt that Bill O’Reilly is a conservative and true Republican. But, checking Wikipedia, O’Reilly was born in 1949. His schooling may have been pre-”small forming world crashed into forming Earth to create the moon” theory, but not prior to lunar pull! This is elementary school knowledge.

So my only thought can be that he knows what he is saying is idiotic, but he also knows that he is making a boat load of cash because of it.

Admit it, you have said some hyperbolic things to win an argument. I know I have. If millions of dollars are at stake? Even those of us who consider ourselves the most moral and most likely to rise above the petty pieces of paper that drive the American people have a price.

I could sleep soundly accepting this fact. But then comes Beck and Palin and all the others. They have to be trolls in the vein of O’Reilly. Right?!?! They have to be earning their bucks swindling people with simple catchphrases and American flags. They have to know that they are espousing base level stupidity. Right?!?!?!?!

I wouldn’t like it, but I could believe that they are living the American dream by drooling out doldrums to fatten their wallets. Much like Larry the Cable Guy. You have to admit that while his act works low brow puns and silly slogans, he has to be a smart guy to pull the act off. That must be what these politicians and talking heads are doing as well!

Because, if it isn’t, I weep for us and our future and, Flying Spaghetti Monster help me, the children. And I can only hope that we deteriorate from super power as quickly as possible for the good of a humanity that should count itself lucky to accidentally exist.

Sorry. That was kind of a downer. Happy unicorns!