I painted this for my sister for Christmas.
I know you won’t get the joke, my sister will and that is what is important. Still, I am proud of it without context.
I painted this for my sister for Christmas.
I know you won’t get the joke, my sister will and that is what is important. Still, I am proud of it without context.
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So I have decided I am a painter now. I will continue with all my other endeavors that I rarely keep up with. But I am enjoying this, it is relaxing. I guess. Maybe.
Anyway, I vow to only paint funny things (until I decide to paint a serious thing).
Oh yeah, this first one already got an install. I am that amazing. Or I just have a friend that likes to placate my ego that much.
If you have any verbs and nouns that can challenge me into a new painting send me an email or a tweet or something. I have a few more in my brain, but I am always looking for new ideas.
Coming soon, the inevitable essay on unicorns and the propaganda machine fighting against them.
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Oh my me, Nintendo, if you’re paying attention (and I know you’re not), you need to buy this!
Someone, somewhere has won over my heart by remaking Super Mario Bros. But they didn’t do anything weird to the game play. They just allowed you to PLAY AS A BUNCH OF CLASSIC NINTENDO CHARACTERS!!
Seriously, Nintendo, if there was a dictionary definition of FTW, this is effin’ it! So just consider swallowing it up and adding it into WiiWare. Sure, these people infringed a little bit on your copyright, but they gave you brilliance!
For any of you not with Nintendo who just want to play the game for yourself, click here or on any of the screenshots. A keyboard is definitely not the same as the old d-pad, but this is still pretty bad ass.

I know what you are asking yourself, and that is indeed a dude from Contra about to get all strong on mushroom power.
Creator of this game, you are my temporary hero.
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