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Knock, Knock

Nov 26 2010 Published by Mickey Stiletto under banana, beware, classic, funny, painting, that about sums it up

Based on the greatest joke ever told.

So I have decided I am a painter now. I will continue with all my other endeavors that I rarely keep up with. But I am enjoying this, it is relaxing. I guess. Maybe.

Anyway, I vow to only paint funny things (until I decide to paint a serious thing).

Oh yeah, this first one already got an install. I am that amazing. Or I just have a friend that likes to placate my ego that much.

Somewhere 3,000 miles away in Nashua, NH.

If you have any verbs and nouns that can challenge me into a new painting send me an email or a tweet or something. I have a few more in my brain, but I am always looking for new ideas.

Coming soon, the inevitable essay on unicorns and the propaganda machine fighting against them.

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The True Pooh

Aug 22 2010 Published by Mickey Stiletto under cartoons, classic, funny

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This Drummer Is A Rock GOD!!

Jun 08 2010 Published by Mickey Stiletto under aliens, awesome, funny

There are not many drummers who can work both Robot and Sexxy Time Dance into just one ZZ Top cover song. This artist wields the sticks in a way that would make samurai masters weep. Before I die, I must see him play a twelve minute solo during a cover of ‘In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida.’

I’m just not sure if LSD would taint or enhance the experience.

This is obviously an alien sent to Earth to show humans how to ROCK!!

P.S. Yes, my sabbatical from the internet was very, very short lived.

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Ummmm… (Tools Edition)

Jun 01 2010 Published by Mickey Stiletto under creepy, funny, picture

I just don't even know what to say...

Seriously, doesn’t someone check things before they’re printed for 5,000+ stores?

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Soy Jism, It’s What’s For Breakfast

May 02 2010 Published by Mickey Stiletto under funny, news, sociology

News people are fucked up as a species. Maybe that’s why I was one.

But let’s not forget, as uproxx reminds us, this is not the best Fox 5 blunder…

Yes. Let us all indeed, keep on fucking that chicken.

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