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I’m (Not) Making Babies

Oct 25 2010 Published by Mickey Stiletto under been warned, beware, kid, unicorn

So today I am just being my mild mannered self, checking the blogs, griefing the neighbors and looking up Spice Girls videos on YouTube. That’s when I come across this:

Fuck yeah! Who wouldn’t want to know what it would look like if Natalie Portman and I bred together? Or me and Zooey Deschanel. Or me and Johnny Depp?! amirite????

You know you want to see what our babies would look like!

Sadly, in my efforts to digitize the future of successfully knocked boots, I ran into this:

I’m onto your Nigerian Prince scheme, predictyourbaby.com! As hot as the ensuing imaginary off-spring would be, I will not be subjected to your malware. I’ve gone this long without crabs and I can go that much longer without Viagra spam.

Even though the visions of beautifulness that would shame a rainbow danced in my head, I had to click away. Saddened to never see what would happen if I fertilized a movie star.

I thought all was lost. Then I came across something even specialer. Something so amazing, so stupendous, my heart wept with joy.

I saw what would happen if a unicorn and a trash compactor and a disturbed serial killer and a glue stick all molested each other until they made a beautiful baby-child. Are you ready to see for yourself?

Now that you have seen it all I can say is, sleep well.

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Mooshy Moosh

Oct 20 2010 Published by Mickey Stiletto under unicorn



Henceforth, I shall only be addressed as such. Good day.

Magic Unicorn Name Generator. (via touchmypegasus)

From Tumblr - Me.

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Unicorn Power!

Oct 11 2010 Published by Mickey Stiletto under again, unicorn



stothec:

Reblogged Tumblr - unicornfuckyeah

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Rejoice?

Jul 17 2010 Published by Mickey Stiletto under apocalypse, news, unicorn

So, if you care at all, you might have noticed that I haven’t updated my blog in forever. Apologies. I know you want all the awesomeness that I can deliver. And I am working on that.

If you were one of the legion of dedicated fans of the old BlogTV show, Peculiar Company, then get your panties in a bunch! I am going to start putting out a new podcast!

This will just be audio and it will not be live (for now), so there won’t be any interactive chat room. But I guarantee that there is a 5% chance that you will get your rocks off.

More information will be forthcoming as I finish everything up. For now, I will just tell you that the show will not be about Twinkies.

And, no, I won’t be offering prizes that I won’t deliver on so that I don’t have to fail you again.

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Don’t Date A Unicorn

Mar 10 2010 Published by Mickey Stiletto under creepy, picture, unicorn

http://www.boingboing.net/2010/03/09/horned-centennarian.html

“This is a funnel-shaped growth and although most are only a few millimetres in length, some can extend a number of inches from the skin.

Cutaneous horns are made up of compacted keratin, which is the same protein we have in our hair and nails, and forms horns, wool and feathers in animals.

They usually develop in fair-skinned elderly adults who have a history of significant sun exposure but it is extremely unusual to see it form protrusions of this size.”

Thanks, Larisa, for the great find.

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